~ TanninG ~

[before getting in the tanning bed, should I do it?]

[after I got out of the tanning bed... ]

I just want to register my first time going tanning.
So this post is precisely about that!
I went tanning for the first time today.
I must admit I felt a bit scared and awkward laying on a bed to get color. (how lame)
I find it stupid since we have all summer to do outdoor activities and stuff but hey... who cares.
Body is just matter... if it rottens... oh GREAT! [it happens]!
I laid there... A lot of things were going through my mind,... to the point where I had the radio playing and if you asked me any of the songs that were playing I cannot tell you.
Thoughts going through my head:
- It's getting hot.
- It's getting hotter.
- It burns a little.
- Maybe I should try to open this back up just to make sure I am not stuck here (so I did..)
- Will I stay with the mark of these little stupid glasses on my face... ?
- Will this tell me when to get up?
- Will it get any hotter?
- Turn little glasses around so I don't get the mark of them on my nose...
- Do they say there's Regular, Maximum and whatever ... just to pretend all settings aren't the same?
- Oh, I feel it burning my skin now.
- Yup, it's frying...
- Why am I doing this again?
- What if I fall asleep?
- I am sure that are people that come here tired and they fall asleep...
- Wow, this is crazy.
- Let me try to open this back up just to check if it STILL opens... (so I did...)
- Let me check the timer...
- 3 Minutes...
- Time for one more song...
- Some lame country shit playing...
- I can't believe I'm doing this...
- Lights on the tanning bed go off...
- I get up... put clothes back on.
- OH SHIT... I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LOBSTER! [picture above]
- 10 minutes, wow... this is crazy.
- Is this normal?
[Then I'm just tripping about it the whole way home!]