~ Girls Just Want To Have Fun ~

I shave my legs
I sit down to pee
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
I don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
Without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends...
... about the size of my ass.
My beauty is a masterpiece
And yes, it takes long...
At least I can admit
To others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem
Admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date...
You just got to deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just because I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
"Oh yeah, I can get her".
In your dreams, my dear,
I have a lot better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry is best...
Look at me you idiot,
not at my chest!!
I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a GIRL,
BABE or CHICK...
...I am a WOMAN,
get it you dick?!